Moving Pictures: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - So does theda withel, an ambitious ingénue from a little town where else? you've probably never heard of. But the click click of moving pictures isn't just stirring up dreams inside Discworld. This time, they've discovered how to get gold from silver -- the silver screen that is. He can't sing, but he can handle a sword sort of, he can't dance, and now he wants to be a star.

Moving Pictures: A Novel of Discworld #ad - Discworld's pesky alchemists are up to their old tricks again. It's up to victor and gaspode the wonder Dog a star if ever one was born! to rein in the chaos and bring order back to a starstruck Discworld. And they're definitely not ready for their close-up! Holy wood's magic is drifting out into the boundaries of the universes, where raw realities, the could-have-beens, the never-weres, the might-bes, the wild ideas are beginning to ferment into a really stinky brew.

Hearing the siren call of Holy Wood is one Victor Tugelbend, a would-be wizard turned extra.

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Eric: Discworld: The Unseen University Collection Discworld series Book 9

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Gollancz #ad - All he wants is the usual three wishes: to be immortal, rule the world and have the most beautiful woman fall madly in love with him. Eric calls up a demon to grant him three wishes - but what he gets is the Discworld's most incompetent wizard. Eric is the Discworld's only demonology hacker. The usual stuff.

But what he gets is rincewind, the Disc's most incompetent wizard, and Rincewind's Luggage the world's most dangerous travel accessory into the bargain. Terry pratchett's hilarious take on the faust legend stars many of the Discworld's most popular characters in an outrageous adventure that will leave Eric wishing once more - this time, quite fervently, that he'd never been born.

Eric: Discworld: The Unseen University Collection Discworld series Book 9 #ad - The trouble is, he's not very good at it.

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Pyramids: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - Pyramids is the seventh book in the award-winning comic fantasy Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. In pyramids, you'll discover the tale of teppic, a student at the Assassin’s Guild of Ankh-Morpok and prince of the tiny kingdom of Djelibeybi, thrust into the role of pharaoh after his father’s sudden death.

. It's bad enough being new on the job, but Teppic hasn't a clue as to what a pharaoh is supposed to do. First, there's the monumental task of building a suitable resting place for Dad -- a pyramid to end all pyramids. Then there are the myriad administrative duties, sacred crocodiles, such as dealing with mad priests, and marching mummies.

Pyramids: A Novel of Discworld #ad - And to top it all off, the adolescent pharaoh discovers deceit, betrayal—not to mention a headstrong handmaiden—at the heart of his realm. Sometimes being a god is no fun at all.

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Witches Abroad: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - The trouble really begins once these reluctant foster-godmothers arrive in Genua and must outwit their power-hungry counterpart who'll stop at nothing to achieve a proper "happy ending"—even if it means destroying a kingdom. So now it's up to magrat garlick, granny weatherwax, and Nanny Ogg to hop on broomsticks and make for far-distant Genua to ensure the servant girl doesn't marry the Prince.

Witches Abroad: A Novel of Discworld #ad - But the road to genua is bumpy, and falling house well this is a fairy tale, and along the way the trio of witches encounters the occasional vampire, werewolf, after all. Be careful what you wish for. Once upon a time there was a fairy godmother named desiderata who had a good heart, a wise head, and poor planning skills—which unforunately left the Princess Emberella in the care of her other not quite so good and wise godmother when DEATH came for Desiderata.

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Guards! Guards!: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - Not only does this unwelcome visitor have a nasty habit of charbroiling everything in its path, in rather short order it is crowned King it is a noble dragon, after all. How did it get there? how is the unique and supreme lodge of the elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night involved? Can the Ankh-Morpork City Watch restore order – and the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork to power?Magic, mayhem, and a marauding dragon.

Guards! Guards!: A Novel of Discworld #ad - . Who could ask for anything more? Welcome to guards! guards!, the eighth book in Terry Pratchett’s legendary Discworld series. Long believed extinct, a superb specimen of draco nobilis "noble dragon" for those who don't understand italics has appeared in Discworld's greatest city.

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Lords and Ladies: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - Lords and Ladies: A Novel of Discworld #ad - But music and romance aren't the only things filling the air. Although they may feature witches and wizards, along with the occasional odd human, vampires and dwarves, Terry Pratchett's bestselling Discworld novels are grounded firmly in the modern world. Invaded by some fairie Trash, soon it won't be only champagne that's flowing through the streets.

. Magic and mischief are afoot, threatening to spoil the royal wedding of King Verence and his favorite witch, Magrat Garlick. Taking humorous aim at all our foibles, each novel reveals our true character and nature. It's a dreamy midsummer's night in the Kingdom of Lancre.

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Wyrd Sisters: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - Even when you've got a few unexpected spells up your sleeve. Granny weatherwax teams with two other witches — nanny ogg and margat Garlick - as an unlikely alliance to save a prince and restore him to the throne of Lancre, in a tale that borrows — or is it parodies — some of William Shakespeare's best-loved works.

Wyrd Sisters: A Novel of Discworld #ad - But then there are those times they can't help it. Terry pratchett’s fantasy classic wyrd sisters, is the story of Granny Weatherwax, a novel in the Discworld series, the most highly regarded non-leader a coven of non-social witches could ever have. Generally, these loners don't get involved in anything, mush less royal intrigue.

As granny weatherwax is about to discover, though, it's a lot harder to stir up trouble in the castle than some theatrical types would have you think.

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Small Gods: Discworld Novel, A

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - A small god, to be sure. Until one day he hears the voice of a god calling his name. But bossy as Hell. Like brutha, a simple lad who only wants to tend his melon patch. The thirteenth novel in the Discworld series from New York Times bestselling author Terry Pratchett. Lost in the chill deeps of space between the galaxies, it sails on forever, a flat, circular world carried on the back of a giant turtle— Discworld —a land where the unexpected can be expected.

Small Gods: Discworld Novel, A #ad - Where the strangest things happen to the nicest people.

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Reaper Man: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - To get the fresh start he deserves, windle and the rest of Ankh-Morpork's undead and underemployed set off to find DEATH and save the world for the living and everybody else, of course. The oldest geezer in the entire faculty of unseen University -- home of magic, and big dinners -- Windle was looking forward to a wonderful afterlife, wizardry, not this boring been-there-done-that routine.

They say there are only two things you can count on. But that was before DEATH started pondering the existential. Of course, the last thing anyone needs is a squeamish Grim Reaper and soon his Discworld bosses have sent him off with best wishes and a well-earned gold watch. Now death is having the time of his life, finding greener pastures where he can put his scythe to a whole new use.

Reaper Man: A Novel of Discworld #ad - But like every cutback in an important public service, for those whose time was supposed to be up, DEATH's demise soon leads to chaos and unrest -- literally, like Windle Poons.

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Sourcery: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - Sourcery, a hilarious mix of magic, mayhem, and Luggage, is the fifth book in Terry Pratchett's classic fantasy Discworld series. Rincewind, the legendarily inept wizard, has returned after falling off the edge of the world. And then he had an eighth son — a wizard squared that’s all the math, really.

Sourcery: A Novel of Discworld #ad - As if that wasn’t complicated enough, said wizard then had seven sons. Who of course, was a source of magic — a sourcerer. Will the sourcerer lead the wizards to dominate all of Discworld? Or can Rincewind’s tiny band stave off the Apocalypse? And this time, he’s brought the Luggage. But that’s not all… once upon a time, of course, there was an eighth son of an eighth son who was, a wizard.

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Men at Arms: A Novel of Discworld

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - An ancient document has just revealed that Ankh-Morpork, ruled for decades by Disorganized crime, has a secret sovereign! And his name is Carrott. A young dwarf's dream corporal carrot has been promoted! He's now in charge of the new recruits guarding Ankh-Morpork, Miscellaneous Marauders, from Barbarian Tribes, unlicensed Thieves, Discworld's greatest city, and such.

Men at Arms: A Novel of Discworld #ad - And so begins the most awesome epic encounter of all time, in which the fate of a city—indeed of the universe itself!—depends on a young man's courage, an ancient sword's magic, or at least all afternoon, and a three-legged poodle's bladder. It's a big job, particularly for an adopted dwarf. But an even bigger job awaits.

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